(Pause) IHaveAGayFriend.

Don’t hold my hand. (Pause) I don't want them thinking I’m gay, cause you are my friend. Insecurities aside did they rise from the bottom with you. (Pause) That’s like my brother from another If we say “tolerate that human” who are we even being. (Pause) Is that gay guy with you? Real friends respect boundaries, a creepy ass mothafucka just get better at pretending. Love is special above manipulative control freaks who fuck each other daily. I have a gay friend, sucks that today it’s hard to say. (Pause) Why so concerned with another one’s sperm, we all cum from a nut. (Pause) Y'all act like ya never seen a large penis before, jaws dropped to the floor, like yo’ pastor wasn’t touching kids, praying for more orgasm and whores. (Pause) If you out there sucking dick, and ya girl don’t know, you a piece of shit, I mean unless she’s into shit. Speaking of fags, I have a gay friend and only I can call him that. I know if we about to go to war he got my back (Pause) I didn't mean it like that. What I mean is, being a bully is wack. Sexual preference doesn’t negate the content of one’s character, right? How many positions do you fuck in? It’s none of my business, exactly! Oop’s there I go again, another sin. So many stones in empty hands, with mouths full of spite, perhaps externalized anger, oh cum on really! (Pause) I have a gay friend, do you, or are you? I have a friend who’s Homophobic often called rude. I mean it lacks all reason to hate for that unless long ago some man touched or squeezed him (Pause) If ya fingers get sticky do you lick them? (Pause) Fine, you don’t like gay people, you don’t have to kill them. The way I see it, more pussy for me if they won’t eat it. No need to pause, I have a gay friend.

(Pause) IHaveAGayFriend.